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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Seems like some people would go to any length to get cosmetic surgery done at a low price. Police in Canada, believe that this includes going to an unlicensed teenage doctor.

Toronto Police announced that they arrested a teenager who ran an unlicensed medical clinic. According to the police report, 19-year-old Jingyi "Kitty" Wang advertised her services, offering cosmetic surgical procedures under the name "Dr. Kitty."

A woman who responded to the advertisement was invited to the basement of a home, where "Dr. Kitty" performed a "face-filler" procedure to smooth out wrinkles. Within a few weeks, the woman developed an infection and had to seek medical help from a licensed plastic surgeon in Toronto.

The victim required corrective surgery and reported Dr. Kitty to police. Police arrested Wang on charges of aggravated assault.

Investigators believe there may be other victims and are urging those people to contact them.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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I thought that was nice of the girls; to leave a resume in case the client liked their work. The pepper spray in the face was a nice touch. This is why women have a hard time getting ahead in the workplace.


I find it hard to completely condemn that Romanian guy in Paris. If I knew a midget who was willing to get zipped up inside a suitcase I might be tempted to try something similar. Unfortunately, Romanian midgets aren't that easy to come by!

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