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October 23, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsHere's one of my favorite Halloween jokes. A reader sent it to me years ago and every October it pops into my head and makes me snicker and snort. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A: A Boo-ick!

Oh, man! My funny bone is all a tickle. Tee-Hee-Hee! Enjoy a few more Halloween themed jokes below. Only two more issues before Halloween. More goodies are coming!

Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo.
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*-- What Are Gonna Be? --*

Guy 1: What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Guy 2: Drunk!
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is the problem with two twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which!

Q: Where did the ghosts go for vacation?

A: Mali-BOO.