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October 18, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsIt's Stacy's birthday today! Hooray! I know you didn't forget.

I can't believe it's her birthday already. She just had one like a year ago. Time sure does fly.

I love Stacy with all my heart and I'm still in awe of her. She is the smartest, funniest, most caring, loving, wonderful woman I have ever known.

With Stacy, life is always an adventure. And from all of these years together I've learned that with her by my side, all things are possible.

Happy Birthday, My Love! And many, many, many more!

Groaningly yours,

P.S. I know, I forgot the Halloween jokes! Next issue, I promise.

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The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo."

The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."
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