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October 16, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsMy grandma passed away and it's been rough.

She was one of the sweetest, funniest, toughest people I have ever know. I love her so very much.

She had been sick for a very long time. I am relieved that she is finally at peace. I'll miss her, but I'll never forget her.

Now, to change gears, I've included Halloween jokes in today's issue, and ever issue through the end of the month.

I could use a laugh. How about you?

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Are You A Ghost? --*

A girl came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"

The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
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*-- Three Vampires Went to a Bar --*

It was late Halloween and three young vampires went into a bar.

"What will you have?" the bartender asked.

"I'll have a full glass of warm blood," the first replied.

"I'll have a full glass of warm blood, too, thanks," said the second.

"I'll have a full glass of warm plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why doesn't a witch wear a flat hat?

A: Because there's no point in it!

Q: What's a vampire's favorite part of the guitar?

A: The neck.