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October 11, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsWhenever someone calls you on the phone and then asks you what you're doing most often the answer is "Nothing". Why is that? Come on now, we are all guilty of this.

Why don't we just tell the truth? Say that we're just dancing to ABBA's Greatest Hits. Say that we're currently going to the bathroom. Say that we're out of breath because you were just wrestling your neighbors dog naked. You're naked in that senerio, and so is the dog, but not me. What's wrong with a little honesty?

If you aren't one for revealing the activity that you were engaged in when the phone rang, then just say, "You want to know what I'm doing? I'm talking to you, you weirdo!" That's what I do.

Just remember, whenever you call someone you have a good chance that they may be holding a conversation with you in the buff...unless it's grandma...then it's a guarantee.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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