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MOUTHPIECE - October 10, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Here's a great joke that I was sent the other day. I hope you enjoy.

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

I hope that made you laugh or giggle or possibly snicker. And now enjoy the rest of today's edition of Mouthpiece.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
--Victor Borge

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx

[m] What's On the Web?

10 Great Actors Defined by One Role

From Hugh Jackman to Sigourney Weaver, some actor just can't shake that iconic role. To some a gift, to others it's a curse! Take a gander at 10 actors that suffer or benefit from Role Definition.

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Bubble Spinner Game

From Pop bubbles? Yeah, I know how to do that. But the whole glob moves every time I hit it! Oh noes! You'll have to use strategic thinking.

Visit: Bubble Spinner Game

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- The Top 10 Least Romantic Sayings --*

10) "You're The Cheez Wiz on my potato."

9) "Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."

8) "I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol."

7) "You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."

6) "I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."

5) "I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."

4) "You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle House."

3) "I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon."

2) "I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a dirty needle."

1) "It's either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"


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