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October 09, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI didn't get much sleep last night so here's some of my thinkings...

Whoever said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," has never been to a luau!

If you're talking on a cordless phone can you still claim that you have someone on the line?

If farts are technically "Butt Burps" does that make burps "Mouth Farts"?

I think I'm going to go and body-slam my mattress.

Groaningly yours,

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