Friday, October 6, 2017

Good morning crew,

The wife has planned another micro brewery tour for us this weekend. This will be our second this year. So far.

I don't mean to sound like a stick-in-the-mud, but I'm not sure the giant brewing vats we're going to look at tomorrow are going to be significantly different from the giant brewing vats we went to look at a couple months ago.

But, as long as we get to drink beer while wandering around looking at fermenting tanks and barrels full of hops, I okay with it.

The funny thing is, the wife used to hate beer back when we were dating. Now she can't pass up an opportunity to hang out in breweries. I wonder if I'm driving her to drink.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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