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Thursday, October 5, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I saw a story today about a transgender elementary school teacher who sued her (or his) school district because the administration would not call her (or him) by her (or his) preferred pronoun.

She (he) claimed employees persisted in calling her (or him) hateful and insensitive terms like 'miss' and 'lady'. The monsters.

Because of this torture she (or he) won a $60,000 settlement!

That just pisses me off. I am getting sick and tired, SICK and TIRED, of missing out on this money train! I have been misunderstood my entire life. Where is my Goddamned check?

So, I have come to a decision. I am a woman now. I demand to be referred to as Tina, and when appropriate; she and her (Sweetcheeks and Honey are also acceptable, no reason to stand on formality).

And I already have a Jewish lawyer for when that completely fails to happen.

All I have to do now is convince my wife to turn lesbian.



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