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October 04, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI was looking myself over while standing in front of a mirror and I thought that I looked good for a guy my age.

I guess I could get myself in a little bit better shape. I could stand to lose a few pounds, tighten up some areas and maybe even develop some muscle. I think I needed to do a little self-evaluation of my physical attributes and I think I learned a little bit about myself.

I also learned that standing in front of a mirror, in the middle of a department store, naked, during prime business hours, is frowned upon by the management of that particular establishment. Store policy my bare butt! I think they were just jealous.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten-ticles!!!

Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

A: Someday my prints will come!
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*-- Mr. Nice Guy --*

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."

"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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Q: Did you hear the one about The man who had feet on his butt?

A: Every time he sat down, he stood up!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters in it?

A: Post Office.