October 02, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm in kind of a weird mood today so I hope you enjoy these random thoughts that I just had. I surprise myself sometimes.

- If you carpeted the inside of your van, would you get a lot of static for it?

- If you hoard mortar on the border does that make you a Mortar Border Hoarder?

- Here's a great name for a sporting goods store: "Balls, Sticks, and Jocks!"

- Common sense is not too common. Neither is common courtesy. Or common knowledge.

- If you're only wearing underwear, is it still underwear or is it just wear?

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What Do You Do? --*

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

*-- Guess Who? --*

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A: A zebra with a drumkit.


Q: What do 90 year old people smell like?

A: Depends!