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September 27, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsFirst, stop with all the pumpkin flavored stuff! It's just ridiculous! Second, can you believe that it's autumn already? (Oh, I used autumn instead of fall because I wanted to sound smart. Take that high school guidance counselor.)

The leaves are changing color. The sun is noticeably setting a little sooner than the day before. And, best of all, according to my wife, I'll have to start wearing pants when I take out the garbage at night. We will see.

Oh, there's nothing like it. I love the fall! Fall is the best, unless it's down the stairs. I'm much better now.

Oh, and lastly, stop with all the pumpkin flavored stuff! I'm not kidding! Give it a rest! The only thing pumpkin flavored should be pumpkin pie, and that's it!

Groaningly yours,

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A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together.

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