September 27, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

First, stop with all the pumpkin flavored stuff! It's just ridiculous! Second, can you believe that it's autumn already? (Oh, I used autumn instead of fall because I wanted to sound smart. Take that high school guidance counselor.)

The leaves are changing color. The sun is noticeably setting a little sooner than the day before. And, best of all, according to my wife, I'll have to start wearing pants when I take out the garbage at night. We will see.

Oh, there's nothing like it. I love the fall! Fall is the best, unless it's down the stairs. I'm much better now.

Oh, and lastly, stop with all the pumpkin flavored stuff! I'm not kidding! Give it a rest! The only thing pumpkin flavored should be pumpkin pie, and that's it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Talk About Popular... --*

At the wedding reception someone yelled...

"Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made their life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

*-- This Is Puzzling --*

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together.

After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend says, "Honey, what's wrong?"

The blonde says, "I'm trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it."

Her boyfriend says, "Well, look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like."

The blonde says, "Okay... well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it."

Her boyfriend says, "Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

A: To make up for a lousy summer.


Q: What is the most dangerous part of a car?

A: The nut that holds the steering wheel.