September 25, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Fall is upon us! It started on Friday. And for my money, it couldn't come any quicker.

For the last week or so it's been so unbelievably hot and humid that I'm in desperate need of a cool down. I'm looking forward to sweatshirt conditions, raking leaves, and Halloween!

Plus, it's been three weeks since Labor Day so I really need to retire these white booty shorts of mine. It must be done!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.


Q: How do you start a book about ducks?

A: With an introducktion.

*-- The Late Night Bus --*

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Oh man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the leftover turkey say after it was wrapped up?

A: Foiled again!


Q: What do you get if you don't clean your mirror?

A: A dirty look.