Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
A couple was arrested for having sex in public places and recording the acts.
The two are facing obscenity charges after they were busted for having sex in a Louisiana public library, and then uploading the videos to their Pornhub page, according to police.
Police said they received a report of the two, recording themselves performing sex acts on each other inside the library. The videos were then uploaded them to the porn site. As a result, police arrested 35-year-old Rex Jernigan and his wife Elizabeth, 33.
Police also learned the couple recorded themselves in various other businesses throughout the City of Houma and Terrebonne Parish, including a Walmart and Burger King. They then uploaded the videos to Pornhub.
The Jernigans were charged with six counts of obscenity. After they were released on bail, the couple addressed their 4,180 subscribers and friends.
"To all my friends and followers. My wife and I bailed out of jail for our public videos we posted on Pornhub. Hopefully, we'll get to post a new video soon."
In the "About Us" section on Pornhub, the couple wrote in part: "the more attention we receive, the more we'll post."
A GoFundMe account was created for the couple. The GoFundMe page is named: sexybeast82 & laylaDevin. The account reads: "Please help this couple in their time of need! Every nickel helps!"
So far, the account has raised $10.
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*------------ Euro Turning to Crap ------------*
Prosecutors in Switzerland are investigating mysterious instances involving thousands of euro bills turning up in toilets. The first bundle of 500 euro bills turned up several months ago in a bathroom near a UBS Group AG bank vault at a branch in Geneva. Days later even more banknotes appeared inside toilets at nearby restaurants causing damage that required expensive repairs to unclog the pipes. Police have collected tens of thousands of euros -- many apparently cut with scissors -- from the pipes and are working to determine where the mystery bills came from. "We are not so interested in the motive but we want to be sure of the origin of the money," Vincent Derouand, of the Geneva prosecutor's office, said. Derouand added neither throwing away the bills, nor clogging the toilet are considered crimes and there was no reason to believe the money was obtained nefariously.
*-- Dumbbell Gets 'Manhood' Caught in Dumbell --*
Firefighters in a German city said it took about three hours to free a man who had "a very sensitive part of the body" stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight. The Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department said in a Facebook post that firefighters responded to a hospital in the appropriately named city of Worms after a man at a local gym ended up with a dumbbell disc stuck around his penis. The firefighters said it took them about three hours to break through the 5.5-pound weight using tools including a grinder and a hydraulic saw. The post included a photo of the dumbbell weight broken into five pieces. "Please do not imitate such actions!" the Facebook post said.
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So a gay guy cut off his own fingers and then tried to frame his boyfriend? That would have been much more of a threat if they were lesbians.
Kids these days. They used to dream about becoming president of the United States. Now their dream is to cut the White House lawn. What's the country coming to? Trump has ruined what it means to be the president.
Lewis, can you keep track of that story about the kid who argued that he just couldn't help himself after being arrested for slapping women's asses in public. Because if that works as a defense then I've got a whole lot of ass slappin' in my future.
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