Saturday, September 16, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A man who was angry that his boyfriend ended their relationship, cut off his own fingers and then tried to frame his boyfriend with a crime, according to police in Wisconsin.

The Wood County Sheriff's Office said that they have arrested 21-year-old Damon J. Laru, after trying to set his former boyfriend on fire.

According to the police investigation, Laru and the victim were together for a period of time. When the victim decided to end the relationship, Laru became mad.

On Saturday Laru broke into the victim's home. Laru told the victim that he wanted to know why the relationship was ended. When the victim asked him to leave, Laru tried to set a bed on fire. He then pulled out a knife and cut the victim.

The suspect then bit the victim's finger.

The victim managed to flee from the home, and went to a neighbor's house to call the police. Laru then trashed the victim's home and used a knife to cut off his own fingers. Laru yelled that he would tell police that the victim did it to get him in trouble.

Laru later admitted to cutting off his own fingers to frame the victim.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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A teen who was accused of smacking women's behinds in a public park, told police that he knew it was wrong, but he could not help himself, according to police in Delaware. New Castle County Police said that they have arrested 19-year-old Tomiere Harris, in connection with multiple unlawful sexual contact incidents, which occurred in Glasgow Park. Over the course of several months, New Castle County Police investigated the report of a 43-year-old woman being inappropriately touched as she was walking in the park. The woman reported that the man smacked her behind. In another incident, a woman was using a portable bathroom in the park when Harris opened the door and exposed himself to her. During police questioning, Harris admitted that what he did was wrong, but claimed that he could not help himself after seeing the women's backsides. Harris was charged with four counts of third-degree unlawful sexual contact, sexual harassment and second-degree indecent exposure.

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*-- President Trump Saving Money on Lawn Care --*
An 11-year-old boy had his wish to mow the White House lawn fulfilled, and not even a chat with President Donald Trump could slow him down. Frank Giaccio of Falls Church, Va., wrote a letter to the president earlier this year expressing his wish to visit the White House and mow its famed lawn. Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders shared the request with the media and said the White House would grant the wish. Giaccio was invited to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., and spent Friday morning with one of the groundskeepers. When given a push mower, he got to work trimming the grass in the Rose Garden, outside the Oval Office. In the middle of the job, Trump walked outside and spoke to the boy. Video shared on social media showed him mow straight past the commander in-chief. Eventually, when he reached the end of the row, Giaccio stopped and chatted with Trump, who also gave the boy a high five.




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The woman with the gun in her privates... did she have a concealed weapon permit? What type of gun was it, an Izu? Double barrel? And does it have a hair trigger? -Bear


LEWIS, the gun up the hoo-ha? We talking derringer or .44 mag? -jpk


Lewis, About the stolen U-Haul Trailer... Bad things can happen when you stop for a stiff one! -Joe


Meow, Lewis, I'd always heard they were kinda intense down south of me in California. That ax-wielding dude attacking the Good Samaritan's a bit much, tho.' Still makes me glad that California's a mythological land to me yet. Closest I've gotten is Ashland, OR. -LilyWilly

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