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September 18, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

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Groaningly yours,

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?

A: Nothing. It just shuts up.

Q: What's the definition of a will?

A: It's a dead giveaway.
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*-- The Eye Test --*

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a map, compass, and set of directions?

A: Lost.