September 06, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Are things getting a bit boring? I've got a great way to spice up your life. It's so simple and effective that you won't believe that you didn't think of this yourself. Here it is - start getting dressed in the dark. Wait, stay with me.

It's a little risky to go to your morning meeting in swim trunks, a bow tie, and a 'Vote For Pedro' t-shirt, but you'll be the talk of the office and become a trendsetter.

Plus, if you share your closet or dresser with your significant other you may be surprised to find out how much more you enjoy wearing their clothes to your own. Huh, What?!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do cows go to New York?

A: To see the moosicals!


Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?

A: A buff-a-loan!

*-- Did You Hear About the Blonde? --*

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.


Q: What's the best parting gift?

A: A comb.