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September 04, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsToday is Labor Day! I'm taking the day off, but hilarity is not!

Please, enjoy your day off, but take a few minutes to read some jokes that you could use wherever the day takes you.

I have also included, "Probably the Worst Joke Ever," and I warn you...use at your own risk.

Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?

A: You can count on me!
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*-- Probably the Worst Joke Ever --*

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.

Joe: How?

Tom: What colors are in the American flag?

Joe: Red, white and blue.

Tom: I told you I can make you say red.

Joe: You said purple!

Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do locomotives hear?

A: Through the engineers.

Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?

A: Because each player raises a racquet.