August 30, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm all about the 'Q&A' jokes. Today's issue has four hilarious 'Q and A Quickies' jokes. Well, five actually. Here's one that had me snorting and snotting during a cackling fit.
Q: What size of soap does a judge use?
A: Trial size!
I thought it was funny! Now, my nose hurts and I need a tissue. I regret nothing!
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Q: What kind of dress can't be worn?
*-- I'm Not Paying --*
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold water?
A: Hot, because you can catch cold.
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: The dentist is taking me out tonight.