August 23, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Today is a big day...it's Jack's first day of Kindergarten.

Jack is so excited to go to school. I think Stacy and I are more nervous about it than Jack. He can't wait to go. Everyday he asks me how many days there are until school starts. And when he asks me today and I tell him that it is indeed the first day of school, he's gonna lose his mind.

I am so proud of him. He's so smart, kind, and sweet. I love him so much. I think he's going to have so much fun. And in about two weeks he'll be smarter than me.

Welcome back to school!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Overslept --*

Teacher: Why were you late?

Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too!

*-- You Didn't See That Coming --*

The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

"That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye."

"Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.


Q: Why don't fish need to do homework?

A: Because they're always swimming in schools.