MOUTHPIECE - August 22, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I'm kind of in a silly mood and I want you to be in a silly mood, too. So, I have some random humor for you today. You'll either laugh it up or... you won't, but you probably will.

Plus, enjoy some quotes, 8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added), and find out Which Batman Villain Are You?

Tons of good stuff!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world."
--John le Carre

"Never confuse movement with action."
--Ernest Hemingway



[m] What's On the Web?
8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)
From Cracked.com: Sometimes, when you strip away that veneer of movie magic, what you're left with is just flat-out bonkers. The next time you complain that a movie's CGI looks kinda ridiculous, remember that underneath all those layers of digital fakeness, they look like this:

Visit: 8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)


Which Batman Villain Are You?
Do you have a dark side? Take a little quiz to see which of Batman's greatest foes you would be if you were feeling villainous.

Visit: Which Batman Villain Are You?



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- RANDOM HUMOR --*
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.

Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

A good pun is its own reword.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

To err is human, to moo bovine.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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