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MOUTHPIECE - August 15, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Things are on point today when you learn about the world according to women. Basically, find out the many things that men are like. Very important stuff here...for both the men and the ladies.

It's gonna be a good week! Well, maybe not for the 5 celebrities whose lives got ruined by their movies. We shall see.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things."
--Bobby Knight

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."
--G. K. Chesterton

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."
--George Burns

[m] What's On the Web?

The 29 Most Underappreciated Disney Sidekicks

From Lumiere, Sebastian, Mushu...we get it. Dozens of other beloved Disney animated sidekicks have flown, galloped, or swum under the radar for 80 years. From Archimedes to Zazu, here are our favorites.

Visit: The 29 Most Underappreciated Disney Sidekicks

5 Celebrities Whose Lives Got Ruined By Their Movies

From The life of a movie star can be a perilous one. From the time-consuming paternity suits and rehab stints, to dealing with the constant encroachment of filthy public interlopers on the pristine sands of one's private beach, fame is often a picnic that's filled with unsavory ants. But it's not just the outside trappings that are to blame -- sometimes, it's the movies themselves that wreak hardship and woe upon the actors involved.

Visit: 5 Celebrities Whose Lives Got Ruined By Their Movies

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*-- According to Women... Men Are Like... --*

they only show up when there's food on the table.

they usually run at the first sign of emotion. helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright. accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair. skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.


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