August 14, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day Jack asked me why my shoes are called shoes? I thought about it for a second and said that I didn't know. So, after hearing that unsatisfactory response, Jack decided to ask me, "Why?", about a hundred and fifty times.

I said that that was just what they were called. Then I asked him, "Why do you think they are called shoes?" He thought about it for a second and then said, "I'm not sure, but I would have called them noses."

"Noses? Why noses?" I asked.

Jack responded, "Because they smell. Pee-yew!"

I'm living with a comedic genius.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Doctor, Doctor... --*

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!

Doctor: Stay out of them places!


Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?

Doctor: Sell!

*-- If I Had A Million Dollars --*

A 5th grade English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.

"Alec!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?"

"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?

A: Show me the honey!


Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: hill-arious!