August 02, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm still on vacation, but that's not gonna stop me from ranting and raving about something!

Once again. What the hell does that even mean?

I never understood why people use that during a speech. They usually use it when saying something like, "Once again we are gathered to witness another blabbering blabbity-doo."

"Once Again" is an oxymoron, is it not? It's part of the tradition of putting two terms together that have no business being anywhere near each other.

You may remember such classics as... jumbo shrimp, deafening silent, military intelligence, sweet sorrow, organized chaos, Icy Hot, non-dairy creamer, mutual differences, mandatory options and head butt.

I'll keep my rant to a minimum today because of the whole vacation thing. I have got to relax.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What happened when a dog sneaked into the flea circus?

A: He stole the whole show.


Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

A: Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

*-- When We Were First Married... --*

A wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...."

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Which knight makes pottery?

A: Sir Ramics.


Q: Which knight figures it out?

A: Sir Mise.