Thursday, July 27, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I stumbled across an article this morning about the 12 signs of depression in men. It is entitled, 12 Signs of Depression in Men.

Apparently more than 5 million men in the U.S. experience depression, although it gets reported much less frequently than depression in women.

So in order to educate men of this lurking epidemic the author listed 12 symptoms so the poor bastards cursed with a Y chromosome can diagnose themselves.

They include; fatigue (which boasts fun-sounding side effects like psychomotor retardation), sleeping too much or too little, stomach or back aches, irritability, hostility, stress, anxiety, substance abuse, sexual dysfunction, indecision and suicidal thoughts.

I don't know who the hell wrote that article, but I have at least 8 of those "symptoms" and I'm not depressed. I hate to break it to the author, but a large portion of the male population has a simpler term to describe those symptoms. Being over 45.

Diagnosingly,

TZ

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An older couple decided to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.




Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.



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That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well. When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."