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July 31, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI know you don't know this, but I figured you should know, but it'll really won't make any difference whatsoever... I'm on vacation!

That's right. I'm off to enjoy some fun in the sun with my family. We are excited to get away and eat food and sleep in another state. Good times!

So while I'm away The Daily Groaner will mail as usually feature jokes, both bad and worse, that populate this rather jocular publication.

Enjoy and laugh, I'll see you soon.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Who does the ocean date?

A: It goes out with the tide.


Q: What do you get if you cross two punsters with a hen?

A: Two comedians who lay eggs with a lot of bad yolks.
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*-- The Name Game --*

In an age when everyone seems to be playing the name game of glorifying job titles, the man in charge of the meat department at a grocery store in Wisconsin deserves a round of applause.

On his weekly time card he describes his position as: Meat Head.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose his job?

A: Because he couldn't control his pupils.


Q: How do you take a pig to hospital?

A: By Hambulance!

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