July 26, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Just the jokes, folks.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

A: Snow.


Q: What's a King's favorite clothing?

A: A reign coat.

*-- Having Fun With Puns --*

- I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

- I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

- When chemists die, they barium.

- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

- They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

- PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory -- I hope there's no pop quiz.

- The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.

- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

- Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

- I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

- All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

- Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

- Velcro - what a rip off!

- Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?

A: Ferry tales!


Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

A: By flood lighting!