MOUTHPIECE - July 25, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Usually you would have to work naked if you were a stripper, Jell-O wrestler, or a model for an art class, but now, thanks to a rather interesting list, there are ten good reasons to start going to work naked. Number 10 was made for me.

Plus, there's so much more... So enjoy, laugh, and share! That's all I ask.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."
--Robert Frost

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."
--Carrie Fisher



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED --*
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

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