July 19, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I know that I promised to talk about my brother's wedding and all of the goofy shenanigans that took place, but I'm going to put all of that on hold until Monday.

Until then I have a quick joke for you...

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Good one, eh? Now, enjoy more jokes...located below...like always. Consistency is the key.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?

A: A maybe.


Q: Know what Paul Revere said at the end of his famous ride?

A: WHOA!

*-- Marriage Decision --*

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally, he went to a marriage counselor. The counselor asked, "Please describe your two loves."

"Well, one is a great poet."

"And the other?"

"The other makes delicious pancakes."

"I see. So, you can't decide whether to marry for batter or for verse."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Where do geologists like to relax?

A: In a rocking chair.


Q: What did the earthquake say to the volcano?

A: It's not my fault.