July 17, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

My brother got married on Saturday. It was wonderful!

I'll get into about that more on Wednesday, I'll still recovering from all of the fun, so stay tuned for all of that.

To celebrate the Sanctity Of Marriage I searched the internets for some of the best jokes about love, marriage, husbands, and wives. And below I have put together the best I could come up with.

Some are just plain mean. Funny, but mean. It's all in good fun.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Give Me A Drink --*

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."

The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

*-- Watching TV in Bed --*

A husband and wife were in bed watching TV.

The husband had the remote in hand switching back and forth between the porn and fishing channels.

The wife got pissed off grabbed the remote and kept it on the porn channel and said to hubby, "Leave it on the porn channel you already know how to fish."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


Q: What's the difference between the Bride and Groom?

A: In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!