July 12, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

My brother is getting married this weekend. Tomorrow I have to pickup my tuxedo.

And as I anxiously await the retrieval of my tux I've been thinking quite a bit about tuxedos.

Here's something about this complex and regal garment that I just don't understand; maybe you can help me?

Why is it that everyone says that you look like a penguin while wearing a tuxedo, but a tuxedo is referred to as a "monkey suit"?

Please help me. I can't afford a trip to the zoo to figure this out.

"Thanks" in advance.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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