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July 10, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI noticed something this morning, I have really hairy feet. Well, I have a prominent amount of body fuzz on the top of each foot and a dash of fur on each of my twelve toes... I mean ten toes.

I never gave much focus to my foot follicles, but now that I have noticed them I have come up with a brilliant idea that is going to make me rich. It's for people with hairy feet. If you have hairy feet and you wear sandals or flip-flops what would you say to getting your fuzzy feet a hairstyle? I know, brilliant, right? Patent pending.

I get these great ideas all of the time, but nothing ever comes of them. I just better stay focused on this one, it's a sure thing.

What was I going on about?

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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