July 10, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I noticed something this morning, I have really hairy feet. Well, I have a prominent amount of body fuzz on the top of each foot and a dash of fur on each of my twelve toes... I mean ten toes.

I never gave much focus to my foot follicles, but now that I have noticed them I have come up with a brilliant idea that is going to make me rich. It's for people with hairy feet. If you have hairy feet and you wear sandals or flip-flops what would you say to getting your fuzzy feet a hairstyle? I know, brilliant, right? Patent pending.

I get these great ideas all of the time, but nothing ever comes of them. I just better stay focused on this one, it's a sure thing.

What was I going on about?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- It Was the Strangest Thing --*

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another..."

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Ma'am...I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

*-- Snake Eyes --*

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do you make a butterfly?

A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!


Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?

A: Julius Cheeser!