Phunny Pictures - July 8, 2017

Howdy Folks,

Here's a few things I've learned that tell you if you're having yourself a bad day:

1. Your dog's favorite bone is in your leg.

2. At the zoo, monkeys throw stuff at you.

3. Your wife cuts the crotches out of all your pants.

4. Your kids use your wooden leg to play baseball.

5. Your underwear doesn't have any elastic in it.

6. The post office regularly asks you for an updated picture.

7. Your mother-in-law stays over 'cause the trailer park cancelled the dance.

8. A bum gives you a dollar.

9. You don't even have a face for radio.

10. You get fleas and not your dog.

I've had a ruff week.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Dude! That cloud looks like a dog!

No, I am Dog. Darned dyslexic prophets.

Jethro, what the heck have you been feeding the dog?

What will we feed him?

WOW!! That new dog chow is really something!

The return of Dogzilla

Let the big dog eat.

What big eyes you have!

Is it raining or is that drool?

I'm sure the bite is way worse than the bark.

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