July 03, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is the 4th of July! So let's celebrate Groaner style! Bring on the joke!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?

A: Because freedom rings.


Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

A: Liberty.


Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?

A: Indepen-dance.


Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

A: It can't sit down.


Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?

A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.


Q: What do you call a duck on the fourth of July?

A: A fire quacker.


Q: Which colonists told the most jokes?

A: Punsylvanians!

Let freedom and laughter ring! Happy 4th of July! More EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was the blonde staring so hard at the orange juice carton?

A: Because it said "concentrate"!


Q: What does a houseboat become when it grows up?

A: A township.

*-- Confucius say...WHAT?! --*

Confucius say: "Woman who fly upside-down in airplane have crack-up."

Confucius say: "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot unsanitary."

(Jokes courtesy of Charles)

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?

A: Their yammies.


Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire?

A: It was an udder catastrophe.