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June 27, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI took a nap over the weekend. I really needed one so I took it. Aren't naps the best?

There's nothing like a nap. A nap can replenish your energy level in such a way that it cannot be duplicated or manufactured in any way, shape, or form.

Gatorade wishes that they could come out with a new flavor like Nectarine Nap or Strawberry-Banana Snooze that could equal a much needed visit from the Sandman, but they can't. And I'll sleep to that.

There's nothing like a nap. Trust me. It's not just for babies anymore.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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