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MOUTHPIECE - June 27, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I good friend of mine just got engaged. I'm so happy for him and his future bride. The reason I bring this up is that this particular situation reminds me of a joke... which is located below in the Bits N Bobs section for your reading and chuckling pleasures.

Also, be sure to play a game or two of Puzzle Ball. Trust me, it's fun. And take a peak at the 25 Creepiest Movie Posters Ever. You'll see why they're so creepy.

Oh, and quotes! Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can."
--Henry David Thoreau

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
--Thomas Jefferson

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."
--Wayne Gretzky

[m] What's On the Web?

The 25 Creepiest Movie Posters Ever

From Quite often a single image can hold more power than 90 minutes worth of them. With words and loud noises added. Check these out!

Visit: The 25 Creepiest Movie Posters Ever

Puzzle Ball

From Slide the blocks into their correct positions to create a clear pathway for the ball to reach its goal in this Zen puzzler.

Visit: Puzzle Ball

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Oh, Mom Knows --*

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."


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