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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Did you hear that George Clooney (and his two partners) just sold his craft tequila brand for a billion dollars?

Seems fair. The guy's only worth about $200 million. And hand-crafted, designer tequila (and Lebanese international human rights lawyers) ain't cheap.

But this kind of thing gets a person thinking. Maybe I should get some kind of documentation for my bacon-flavored coffee idea.

If some crappy tequila is worth a billion bucks imagine what that idea is worth!

Entrepreneurially,

TZ

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