June 21, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

The yard needed a bit of mowing since I haven't done any landscaping in a few weeks. LAZY! The backyard looked like a jungle. I think I spotted a puma back there!

While I was mowing, Jack walked up to me and asked what I was doing. I told him that the grass was getting high so I needed to cut it. He thought about it for a minute and then he said, "Oh, so you're giving the grass a haircut." That made me smile. He's the cutest kid.

After I was done with the grass Jack asked if the yard gets a sucker for being good while it got its haircut. I told him that the yard doesn't like suckers and without missing a beat Jack responded with, "Well, I like suckers. Can I have one?" Then Sean yelled out, "Me too!"

As cute as those boys are they're always working an angle.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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