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MOUTHPIECE - June 20, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Misheard lyrics are dime a dozen, but when kids misinterpret lyris, as Bania on 'Seinfeld' would say, "That's Gold, Jerry!"

Down below is a great list that I discovered. Can you discover the actual songs? Also a fun game to play with your friends.

Plus, I got for you improbable research, thoughtco, and quotes. This is the one to read and enjoy.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore."
--Samuel Butler

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
--Henny Youngman

"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
--Garry Shandling

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Lyrics Misinterpreted by Kids --*

* God bless America thru the night with a light from a bulb!

* Oh Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!

* Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.

* We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

* Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

* He carrots for you.

* Yield Not to Penn Station.

* Dust Around the Throne.

* Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO

* Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

* While shepherds washed their socks by night.

* He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.


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