June 14, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's something to think about...

Do you think that the first person to utter the saying, 'Smell you later,' was referring to a hobo? Maybe a fishmonger? Or the first guy that tried Old Spice?

Your thoughts... Email Steve

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was the blonde staring so hard at the orange juice carton?

A: Because it said "concentrate"!


Q: What does a houseboat become when it grows up?

A: A township.

*-- Fun At The Pool --*

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Where does a person with halitosis shop?

A: Bad breath and beyond.


Q: What do you give a man who has everything?

A: Antibiotics.