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MOUTHPIECE - June 13, 2017

Good Afternoon,

It seems like everything is covered in stupid safety labels. Food, clothes, deodorant, camping equipment, cell phones, tools, medicine, microwaves, toilet paper, motor oil, cat litter, peanut butter, tennis rackets, a sex harness, just to name a few.

Discover some of these Stupid Safety Labels below (in the ol' Bits N Bobs section).

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
--Friedrich Nietzsche

"Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."
--Alfred Hitchcock

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
--Frank Zappa

[m] What's On the Web?

Stress Relief Paintball Game

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17 Times Filmmakers Almost Ruined Their Own Movies Creative license can be a really good thing for movies. If they had tried to reign in Bill Murray during Ghostbusters, it likely wouldn't have been the iconic film it is today. But creative license can also spell doom for a film, and we're glad someone stepped into the following situations to stop the insanity.

Visit: 17 Times Filmmakers Almost Ruined Their Own Movies

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Stupid Safety Labels --*

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

Blast off!

Nah, they're blanks.

Speaking of lost, where are we?


I know this great shortcut we can take.

Is that what I think it is?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

No, no, no, let me fix it!

"Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!"

"Bet you can't do this."

"I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before."

"Oh, I'm sick of sitting round in the White House - fancy seeing a play?"

"Trust me, I'm on your side."

"I swear I shut the door when I left"

"That's funny, I remember seeing the same guy on Americas Most Wanted"

"Lightning never hits the same spot twice"

"We're home free"

"That's odd!"

"Hey ya'll, watch this!


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