June 07, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's issue is all about the 'Q and A Quickies' jokes. Here's one that had me snorting and snotting, which will be seen as ironic very shortly, during a cackling fit.

Q: What does a cow get when it gets sick?

A: Moocus!

I thought it was funny! Now, my nose hurts and I need a tissue. Hey, I nose funny.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take the s out!


Q: What's the best thing to put on a pie?

A: Your teeth!

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is the strongest bird?

A: A crane!


Q: What size of soap does a judge use?

A: Trial size!

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: What's your point?


Q: What has four legs but can't walk?

A: A chair!