MOUTHPIECE - June 6, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Have you ever been called stupid or called someone stupid? Of course you have, we all have, stupid! It's not nice either way, but if, in the future, you feel the need to give someone the "stupid" label maybe it's time to do it in a very clever way.

Today, learn a few, actually ten, ways to describe a stupid person (without flat-out calling them stupid). Trust me, you'll thank me for this at some point.

And, then I got some other gems for you. Please, enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
--Dick Cavett

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
--Joan Rivers

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
--Phyllis Diller



[m] What's On the Web?
The 100 Best Superhero Movies of All Time
Right on the heels of the theatrical release of DC's 'Wonder Woman', PASTE.com has compiled a list of the 100 Best Superhero Movies of All Time; and number one is right on the money!

Visit: The 100 Best Superhero Movies of All Time


Llama In Your Face
From AddictingGames.com: "The trampoline is not for sharing! This llama is going to keep two-legged pests out of his space: with spit! Splat your many enemies with globs of sticky, green, half-chewed nasty." I know it sounds gross, but it's quite a bit of fun.

Visit: Llama In Your Face



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Ten Things to Describe a Stupid Person --*
1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

5. A few beers short of a six-pack.

6. A few peas short of a casserole.

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

9. One taco short of a combination plate.

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck.

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