June 05, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

My baby boy is not a baby boy anymore. Sean had his second birthday on Friday.

I still can't believe it! Jack's 5, now Sean's 2, I've been married for 8 years; what's with all the numbers?

I know Sean is only 2, but he's wise beyond his years. He's funny, confident and marches to the beat of his own drummer. That kid is going places and he's not waiting for anyone's permission. He's a cool little dude.

These kids are growing up so fast. Too fast for my money.

Happy Birthday, Sean! Two infinity and beyond!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Let's Face It... --*

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

*-- My Wife Thinks She's A Chicken! --*

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?

A: His prime mate.


Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger?

A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.