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MOUTHPIECE - May 30, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Looking over today's edition I noticed that the topics I've got for you range from aliens to exploding actresses and then some solid quotes and bizarre holidays.

So... business as usual! There's good quality stuff here. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it."
--Maya Angelou

"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."
--John Lithgow

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight."
--Benjamin Franklin

[m] What's On the Web?

Aliens in a Box

From Addicting Aliens like to travel, but some are cheap. So they ship themselves by Galactic Parcel Service! Use your mighty powers of gravity to drop the little green dudes into the box. Speed counts, because these aliens absolutely, positively need to be there overnight. Serious.

Visit: Aliens in a Box

Exploding Actresses

Ready to stunt your productivity? Check out this page a witness the heads of various actresses (and some actors) cartoonishly exploding for no apparent reason. Who comes up with this stuff?

Visit: Exploding Actresses

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre June Holidays --*

June 1 is Dare Day
June 2 is National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is Repeat Day
June 4 is Old Maid's Day
June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is Donald Duck Day
June 10 is National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is Machine Day
June 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is Smile Power Day
June 16 is National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is International Panic Day
June 19 is World Sauntering Day
June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is National Pink Day
June 24 is Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is Log Cabin Day
June 26 is National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is National Columnists Day
June 28 is Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is Camera Day
June 30 is Meteor Day


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