May 29, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

This weekend has been all about the romance. A good friend and fellow co-worker tied the knot with this love on Friday. Congrats, you two! And today, Stacy and I are celebrating our anniversary! I knew we would make it.

It's our...8th anniversary. What!? It still feels like we got married like a month or two ago. Where did the time go?

Time really does move fast. It moves so fast for us because we're having so much fun. We still make each other laugh. We still drive each other crazy. We can't live without one another. It sounds corny, but it's true love. We're soulmates. It's as honest and true as it gets.

I'm forever grateful that I get to be with my best friend everyday. We found each other, we fell in love, and we enjoy it...ever second of it!

Happy Anniversary, My Love!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Funny Book Titles and Authors --*

"Home Maintenance"....by Duane Pipe

"Growing up in the Balkans".....by Hugo Slavia

"Irish Winter Tales".....by Pete Moss

"Increase Your Brain Power"....by Sarah Bellum

"Looking Into the Wishing Well"....by Eileen Dover

"How to Write a Mystery Novel"....by Page Turner

"I Got Away With Murder"....by Scott Free

"Winning Big".....by Jack Potts

"Vacation Spot in the Tropics"....by Sandy Beech

"I Always Enjoy the Darkness"....by Gladys Knight

*-- "Husband Wanted" --*

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Which knight runs a 7-11?

A: Sir Lurpee.


Q: Who is the hypothetical knight?

A: Sir Pose.