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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I saw poor Clean Laffs Joe in the office kitchen this morning. He was leaning on the counter with his head in his hands while waiting for a pot of coffee to brew.

"Doing alright, buddy?" I asked him. "You're looking a little worse for wear."

"I let some friends talk me into staying out later than I wanted to last night," he said. "A lot later. I'm not used to partying like that on a week night anymore. And somehow I ended up buying most of the drinks!

"There's nothing worse than waking up with a sore head and less money than you thought you had," he concluded.

I said, "Could be worse, you could have a sore ass and MORE money than you thought you had."

Sympathetically,

TZ

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