Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

I know the guy to call if your vehicle is ever stuck in the
mud.

A kung fu master in China showed off his strength in a highly unusual way -- using his genitals to pull an entire bus.

The video shows the kung fu master using a rope attached to his nether regions to pull the bus, which reportedly weighs more than 13 tons. The martial artist pulled the vehicle a distance of more than 6 feet.

Groin-based kung fu training appears to be on the rise in China, with a group of students appearing in a video last month dangling heavy wooden boxes from their private parts.

Master Wei Yaobin, known as the "Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master," went viral with a video showing him and some of his students taking strong blows to the groin. Wei claims his form of kung fu can help men overcome erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*- Right there. In front of God and everybody. -*
There is not much to do for thrills in Mississippi. That might be why a young man and two women went to the deck of a public bar to have a little three-way. Triple D's restaurant and bar was closed when the owner drove up to take care of some business. She was a little surprised to find a man and two women having sex on a deck that overlooks the Jourdan River. She immediately called sheriff's deputies. Deputies saw the man and one of the women engaged in sexual activity, "Right there. In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody," Sheriff Ricky Adam said. "I'd hate to have to tell Mama and Daddy I got arrested for such as that." Adam said they were each arrested on a charge of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.




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Lewis, The Criminal Science class getting pepper sprayed reminded me of the story about the local Police Dept. When they were 1st being trained about tasers, the instructor asked if the cops wanted to see what it felt like. They almost all volunteered. When the first guy was zapped, hit the floor, and soiled his pants the rest of the volunteers decided they understood without experiencing it themselves. -Tim
[Really? They can opt out of that? I was always of the understanding that officers were REQUIRED to be hit with a taser as part of their training before they are allowed to carry them. Of course, I could be mistaken. Anybody know for sure?]


I don't particularly like beer, and I think I like the idea of beer made with human urine even less. I think I'll just stick to wine, thank you very much. -Chris
[Yeah, I guess rotten fruit is marginally better.]


LEWIS; The man should indeed sue the bimbo who was obsessed with texting during their date. Young guys expect quality time from their dates. Certainly women on male-bashing talk shows would bad-mouth a guy who'd act so rudely on a date. If any gal fails to shut off the darn cell phone and give the guy her undivided attention then she should not be surprised when he fails to call her for a second date. -R.S.
[I don't think the lack of a second date is the issue, it's the law suit the woman has a problem with.]

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