May 22, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

When I'm in a bad mood I thumb through the dictionary and search for a word that will make me laugh and make me smile whenever I think of it.

Today, I ran across... burgled. It's just a funny sounding word. Go ahead, say it aloud. You see? Funny stuff.

Well, I hope this mood-altering secret of mine will come in handy for you during the course of your workday or any other time you need it.

I'm glad we did this.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Guess Who? --*

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

*-- What Do You Think It Means? --*

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams".

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why couldn't the orange cross the street?

A: It ran out of juice!


Q: Where do geologists go for good music?

A: To a rock concert!