Monday, May 15, 2017

Good morning crew,

It wasn't a very diverse weekend. We were either shopping for the party, cleaning up before the party, partying, or cleaning up after the party.

The party itself was just about as exciting as a bunch of people sitting around, drinking beer and eating sausages can get.

Which can be pretty exciting depending on your perspective.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send to your mom for $30,000. It's a great way of telling your mom I'd rather spend $30,000 than visit you in person." -Jimmy Fallon

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"A new study suggests that a chemical released when a person is hungry can lead to poor decision-making. It's what Taco Bell calls 'our entire business model.'" -Seth Meyers

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"Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you've been watching. You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married." -Conan O'Brien

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My sister, went to the store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"Because," she said, "they've registered for video games."




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After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back."